BLAX News Hypothetical News Conference Coverage Service: National Civil Rights Pharisee Organizations Plan An Occupation To Ban "Fucking Disrespectful Slut Monkeys" From Cable Television As They Are A Worse Enemy To "The Blacks" Than Is News Corp, ALEC And The Koch Brothers

......Said Popular Producer Stevie J..................

Stevie J Was Misunderstood.

You Know How Video Editors Can Manipulate Words.

She Did Not Say: "I Want 50% Of Your Business" (Because Of The Baby That You Have Impregnated Me With That I Am Using As An INDICTMENT And A Bargaining Chip Against You)

She Actually Said "I Want To Do A Duet With '50 Cent' "

In One Of The Finest Moments In "Black Television History" On Record,
Super Music Producer Stevie J Grabs His Manhood, Like A One Of His "Pants Sagging" 
Music Fans On The Street In Order To Put A "Sista In Check":

"Do You See This?  This Is What You Were Sitting On When I Met You And You Were

Doing Table Dances For Dollars.   The ONLY Value That You Are To Me Is A Function

Of How HARD You Can Make This. Your WORTH As A Human Being Does Not Extend Beyond

What You Can Do To 'Pleasure My Sensitive Nerve Endings' On My Johnson "

[/blax] NEWS Fake Quoting Service Breaking News:

After a marathon negotiation session in which they tried to figure how to save face regarding their appreciation to Viacom for the recent "BET Awards" which allowed Black entertainers the thrill of walking down a red carpet of their own (just like the White folks) the "Big Civil Rights Pharisee" organizations have decided to cut bait and launch an all out Occupation protest against the VH1 tentacle of Viacom for allowing its ghetto production staff to train its cameras on the ignorance that takes place inside of the self-absorbed, hedonistic segment of the Black community - the same one that pumps messages into the heads of Black youth in America and around the world.

Words From "The Color Of Change":

"Let us be clear - NEWS CORPORATION STILL IS THE #1 THREAT TO THE BLACK PROGRESSIVE SUPREMACIST MOVEMENT".   We hate Fox News more than we love ourselves.

However, there comes a time in which even we have to strategically move away from our leftist bigotry and admit that - just like in Chicago, Detroit and Memphis - even when there are no Republicans around to molest our cause there are some people within our protected circle that need to be reigned in as they have taken money from the Koch Brothers to do the job that our White conservative enemies usually do.

We have to approach this situation with Viacom and VH1 very carefully.   We have our Tivo's set to record VH1's "VH1 Soul" channel.   We are appreciative of the fact that they give opportunity to Black Progressive voices in their programming, unlike Fox News.   We know that there are a lot of "right thinking" Progressive Blacks working for all of the Viacom subsidiaries and we do not want to anger the executives, triggering a "retaliatory purge of Black employees".  While we could indeed sue them for Civil Rights Violations if they did - we prefer to use our "Color Of Change Legal Defense Fund" that was started with seed money from George Soros to go against racist conservative causes that are detrimental to the Black progressive sensibilities.

We hope that VH1 will stand down.   We don't want any Black progressive shows taken off of the air, just tone down their words.

We considered a boycott of all of their advertisers but they are all of strategic benefit to our progressive agenda as none of them are members of ALEC.

POTENTIAL ACCEPTABLE TARGET: Payday Loan Peddler (Now why on earth did they figure that Black people are a lucrative target for Payday Loan Lenders?   How dare they put Native American actresses with real Indian hair in their commercials to lure us. Its like they were listening to the community radio stations attracting Black people to pay $20 to see "Baby's $5,000,000 Maybach" and they think they can get away with the same inference even though they don't love our people?    THEY must think that we are stupid but we'll show them!!!!)	POTENTIAL ACCEPTABLE TARGET: If We Can Get People Who Are Addicted To Opioids To Agree To A Class Action Lawsuit Against The Drug Companies This Might Work For Our Agenda

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If they agree to our demands that they postpone the "foolishness episodes" and instead begin shooting a new concept that we proposed to them we will cancel our "Occupation".  The new concept show that we propose is:

"Love And Hip Hop Basketball Wives Join Obama's Reelection Campaign Staff In Atlanta To Bring Out The Black Vote For Social Justice"

Signed "Color Of Change For A More Progressive Black America"