The Irony Of The Progressive Fundamentalist Anti-Sarah Palin Mommy Grizzlies

If someone doesn't lay out the irony of this video to some of you it would all fly over your head.

Here is a summary of what these progressive-fundamentalists who did the spoof commercial believe in:

• Abortion
• Government Health Care
• Unemployment Insurance
• Federal Funding For Public Schools
• Gay Marriage

Sadly, while there were several hit pieces in the "Lampblack Yellow Journalism" "HuffPo Imitation sites" and blogs regarding the offense of seeing a stage full of "Black Tea Party members" assembled on stage in Washington DC a few weeks ago - I assure you that none of these same content providers will catch the irony of these two Black female grizzlies playing along with the Snarling Fox White Liberals wearing bear outfits.

What Would A Momma Grizzly Do?
The best way to expose the utter foolishness of the video above is to apply the demands of these progressive fundamentalists against what a real world "momma grizzly" would do.

I am stunned how environmental liberals through their observations are prompted to put up "Do Not Feed The Animals Because You Disrupt Their Natural Foraging Habits" as a show of man's ability to do harm to the culture and habits of a wild animal.  Yet many of these same people have no clue about the damage that their interventions do to equal human beings.

Abortion?
First it seems that if a "mommy grizzly" were to abort her bear cub - she would not be a mother because her cub did not survive its detachment from the lining of her womb - its nutrition source.  Bottom line - "choice" to bear a child or terminate its pregnancy is not an option for a "mama grizzly".  Only famine, some physical accident or some man-sponsored chemical or intervention would cause a mama grizzly to fail to bring her gestating bear cub to term.

Government Health Care?
In the wilderness there is no "government health care" for the mama grizzly.  She must be the primary manager of the environment that she and her cubs are exposed to.   Healthy eating habits where vegetation and raw fish make up a significant portion of their diet.  There is no centralized, redistributive overlay that she can turn to for her care.

Unemployment Insurance?
Again back to the "Do Not Feed The Bears" sign.   A mama grizzly has 3 major tasks with respect to foraging:

1. Make sure that she is well fed to sustain herself and upon pregnancy - her cubs
2. TEACH her cubs lessons on how to use the resources available to them in the forest to forage for food so that they stay alive
3. When her offspring master the ways of the forest - allow them to "fly away" and make their own offspring so that she can as well.

Bottom line - there is no "unemployment insurance" for a mama grizzly.........unless she is in a zoological garden and thus behind bars

Federal Funding For Public Schools?

The "mama grizzlies" may not have known this but the bulk of the school funding comes from local and then state funding sources.  Federal funding makes up about 8.1% of the total spent.

Still the fact remains that the mama grizzly is the primary manager of the education for her bear cubs in the wild.  The bulk of this education of these cubs comes from local sources.  She knows that the patterns that she teaches her cubs are the one's that they will be conditioned to for the rest of her life.

Though human "mama grizzlies" are a bit more social in their ordering - the basic fact remains that the local economic productivity works to recycle the funds that are available for education and the educated off spring that are able to retain the eco-system.

Gay Marriage?

I interpreted the words of the "mama grizzly" in which she said "the right to be with whom she chose to be with" as relating to same sex bear relationships.  As the theory goes - polar bears are merely brown bears that evolved into their present form.   They are still able to copulate with each other and produce an offspring.  So I don't think that the mama grizzly was talking about relationships between black bears, brown bears and polar bears.

Just imagine if same sex relationships were the case in the bear population?  Their present struggle for survival would be threatened even more.  For you see, according to the theory of evolution - while the black bear that went into the frozen tundra lost its color and grew larger - the complimentary genitalia did not yet evolve into the form of asexuality in this or any other mammal. 

In summary - I question the value of the spoof video.

While it is far that "Sarah Palin Does Not Speak For You" - I wonder who you speak for?  Certainly not the real life habits of an actual grizzly bear that is working to perpetuate its own genetic seed.