Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Pirate Steals "Jesus' Money" From Bank Deposit - Breaks Leg During His Escape - God Don't Like Ugly Pirates
Talk about "What goes around comes around!".
In the video above a church official is heading into a bank to deposit the donation's from Sunday service. I pirate holds him up at gun point and then takes the church's money.
As he runs to get away - he jumps over a railing and down upon a landing that is further than he estimated. His leg is broken in the process.
As the injured Pirate is cornered he is assaulted by a White man (here's your opening NAACP). The pirate draws his gun. Another man from a liquor store draws his gun as well.
The church man comes to the Pirate's rescue, suggesting that they let him go, money in hand.
The pirate scurries across a field and into a get away car.
They all realize that this pirate who's leg is broken will be showing up at some hospital, somewhere, seeking medical treatment for his broken leg - his foot now dangling at a 90 degree angle.
Let it be known to all Pirates: Jesus don't like when you steal his tithes and offerings.