Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The Stanky Leg Report - Volume II

To all of my female readers - please afford me a little opportunity to be 'manish' in my reporting about the events "Within The Black Community".



Giving everyone a preview of what they will be treated to as halftime entertainment if they attend an Atlanta Hawks game next season. One of them will likely be judged as too overweight and the other one under-weight for their tastes.


Fox Sports Bar @ Atlantic Station

Though many of you don't like "The Fox News Channel" I have a feeling that the brothers would be giving Rupert Murdoch some dap for what he has brought to the ATL for the benefit of your roving eyes.

I had a meeting with a few business associates at Fox Sports Bar at about 6pm last night. I had been there several times before. It is a nice, upscale place where young professionals gather to socialize, eat and get their drink on. When I walked in the place was reasonably populated with people eating dinner and drinking.

We conducted our business discussion as planned. There were other people gawking at some of the diagrams that the business associate had pulled out and attempted to listen in to what we were saying regarding the market opportunity that we had been talking about.

Then came 7pm.

I started looking around and I noticed that the place started filling up with fine Black sistas. But hey - I'm a married man so I practice "look but don't touch". Thus I am giving this report for the benefit of the single young brothers looking for a nice place to go on a weeknight.

As 8pm came, not only was the place crowded with women - there was a line of them outside waiting to get in. I might be married - but I am not blind!!

To redeem myself - I will tell you that I got two of the other guys who I was with to yield their seats along with mine to give 3 of these women who were standing a seat at the bar. I left about 5 minutes later.

Of course I had to circle back around with my camera phone in hand to treat everyone to an image of what I saw. (Sorry for the image quality but I was driving. I still have not mastered the art of taking a picture of an individual or crowd and not getting beat down because they object to being photographed - so I waited until I got into the car to film)

Young brothers - if you are out looking for "talent" - take my advice - Fox Sports Bar @ Atlantic Station.

Sistas - I feel sorry for you because there was no less than a 10 to 1 ratio between females to males in the house.


4 comments:

Diane said...

Ok, Im confused... what is the point of this article?? What does men looking for "talent" mean? If you really want to make a difference in the black community it will really have to start with treating women with respect, not viewing them as objects for men's enjoyment.

Constructive Feedback said...

Jez!

I was only joking.

"Talent" is a phrase that is used by brothers to make note of many good looking women.

This is not a sign of disrespect. Females get dressed up toward perfection in order to look good as others view them. I was simply making note of how other males - including myself are noticing.

I went home to my wife and kids that night, without talking to any of these women and not getting any numbers. Do I at least get half credit, despite my roving eye?

:lol:

Constructive Feedback said...

[quote]what is the point of this article??[/quote]

The "point" was that the volume of women concentrated in one place got my male instincts going.

[quote] What does men looking for "talent" mean?[/quote]

"Talent" meaning - a large group of eligible young ladies to initiate a relationship with.

[quote] If you really want to make a difference in the black community it will really have to start with treating women with respect, not viewing them as objects for men's enjoyment.[/quote]

I agree with you on that one. The most important woman to me is at home. While I am not blind and I am still a man - I have no problem knowing the woman that I need to keep satisfied.

Do I get at least partial credit for getting other males to yield their seats to the ladies who had to stand up because all of the seats were going? And no I did not do it so that we could talk to them. We were still engaged in our own conversation about business.

Trust me - beyond the first impression - there is no way to treat a woman as "an object for men's enjoyment". But it sure is nice to look at a large group of women and note the differences in all of them.

Diane said...

You, for sure not only strengthened your sons/daughters and future grand & great grandchildren, but you helped to strengthen the families of the men who were with you, by remaining faithful :D.

Also, chivalry, my goodness, it's good to see it's still alive... thank you!

I also need to say, I love coming to this website, it helps me in my responses to my brainwashed loved ones, so thanks again.

But this article was horrible. "Male instincts" "talent" as if men need encouragement in that area. I dont believe men are having problems finding beautiful available women with whom to commit themselves to.

Other than this, keep up the good work .... Sincerely Diane